... to watch the 'Wet Cotton Panties #10' DVD I found among some scrap paper I keep for writing drafts on. I believe it is a remnant from my 2003 trip to Fyshwick (Capital of fireworks and porn in the ACT) where my ex-friend Louise and ex-boyfriend Robert and I travelled around trying to get as much free porn as possible just because we could.
The funniest thing is that when I moved out of home I found the cover but no disc inside and just thought one of the other two might have taken it. How it got among my scrap paper, I'll never know. I swear to god I've never watched it. The other free DVD, yes - I eventually gave that to my most recent ex, Stuart - but not this one.
... to spend on public transport when I could be writing a novel.
... to spend at the cricket when I could be writing a novel.
... to blog about when I could be writing a novel.
... to write a novel when I could be earning money freelancing.
... to earn money freelancing when my website is in shambles.
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