7th

Seventh unsolicited expressly not-asked-for letter from Joe Hockey today. I swear to god that man had better hope he never crosses my path because he's going to wish he'd never been born. I've sent them all back RTS.

Actually, I have been thinking a LOT about starting an RTS movement whereby I edu-ma-cate my neighbours as to the return addresses of political parties so that when they receive propaganda they can RTS the mail and then maybe, when the pollies can't open their door for all the RTS mail, they might get the message, ie STOP SENDING PROPAGANDA.

The RTS movement has potential for commercial applications, repelling unsolicited mail in that sector. I could change Australian legislation making it illegal to harass people via mail. Let me see, let me see, let me see...

On a lighter note, hilarious picture: