Things I Am Not Allowed To Buy

... until I get a permanent or lucrative job.

• Clothes, accessories & shoes


• Stationery


• Electronic goods


• CDs & DVDs


• Books

Clothes I Am Never Allowed To Buy (...from now on):

• anything 3/4 for the bottom half of my body


• anything with polka dots


• anything with frills


• anything with pleats


• anything checkered, including gingham and tartan


• sleeveless tops or dresses


• anything that pretends to know where my bust ends


• anything wrap or mock wrap


• anything that relies on being tied back


• boat-necked items


• tapered pants


• tutrtleneck jumpers, skivvies and any top that covers my neck

So I had fun killing time yesterday. After I bought two tops and imposed the ban I wandered around the city for two hours and ended up reading The Big Issue sipping a chai latte at The G Spot. Then I headed up to Surry Hills and did the same with MX and a large slurpee in a park. Still managed to spend $170 all up. How? HOW?! Where did it go???